Episode 05: BtVS 1×05 Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Return to the Hellmouth

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Emcee, Andie and David ponder if Owen’s Owenocity would really attract Buffy and Cordelia, rant about Xander’s creepy awfulness and gush over Mark Metcalf and Anthony Stewart Head.

Episode Notes:

Rocky Horror Show Live with Anthony Stewart Head
Amber Benson singing “Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me” and Anthony Stewart Head Singing “Planet Schmanet Janet” on VH1’s 25th Anniversary Special

Return to the Hellmouth

Episode 38: BtVS 3x01 Anne

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Episode 38: BtVS 3x01 Anne

May 1, 2018 • 01:28:37

Emcee, Andie, David and Jan start a new season, looking at this episode that functions as a season premiere, a backdoor pilot and a character journey for Buffy and Chanterelle-Lily-Anne.
Episode 39: BtVS 3x02 Dead Man's Party

May 8, 2018 • 01:01:37

Emcee, Andie, David and Jan eviscerate Buffy’s friends and family for their horrible treatment of a girl obviously suffering PTSD and David puts up with some panting over the appearance of Ripper at the end.
Episode 40: BtVS 3x03 Faith, Hope and Trick

May 15, 2018 • 01:20:49

Emcee, Andie, David and Logan welcome Faith to the show and take a long, hard look at her psychological damage. They also think of a world where K. Todd Freeman was cast as Spike.
Episode 41: BtVS 3x04 Beauty and the Beasts

May 23, 2018 • 01:24:35

Andie finally finds an episode she hates more than Teacher’s Pet as she, Emcee, David and Jan look at this Very Special Episode about domestic abuse that falls flat on its face. WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS FRANK DISCUSSION OF ABUSE
Episode 42: BtVS 3x05 Homecoming

May 29, 2018 • 01:33:44

A perfectly good episode is spoiled for Emcee, Andie, David and Jan as the Plotline That Shall Not Be Spoken Of appears. But otherwise, they enjoy one of the only Buffy episodes centring on Cordelia. Also velvet blazers.
Episode 43: BtVS 3x06 Band Candy

Jun 5, 2018 • 01:39:08

It’s a thirsty, thirsty episode as Emcee, Andie and Jan drool over Ripper, while David just wonders about the mechanics of how Band Candy works. They also laud Armin Shimmerman and bemoan the continuation of the Plotline That Shall Not Be Named.
Episode 44: BtVS 3x07 Revelations

Jun 12, 2018 • 01:28:50

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GIVE FAITH A HUG! Emcee, Andie, David and Jan look at the breakdown of the relationship between two slayers and refuse to look at another relationship.
Episode 45: BtVS 3x08 Lovers Walk

Jun 26, 2018 • 01:35:46

Emcee, Andie, David, Jan and Logan celebrate the return of Spike, the end of the Plotline That Can’t Be Named and one of the funniest scenes of the series.
Episode 46: BtVS 3x09 The Wish

Jan 14, 2020 • 1:51:22

RETURN TO THE HELLMOUTH IS BACK! And most of us are getting super bi as we discuss Vampire Willow and Wishverse Buffy. David is just bemused by the girls.
Episode 47: BtVS 3×10 Amends

Jan 28, 2020 • 01:48:02

We celebrate a belated Christmas with this only Christmas-themed episode of Buffy. Emcee is… Not happy about it. Let’s take a look at the first appearance of the First Evil, Angelus’ dodgy moustache and Buffy’s dodgier bangs.